ANNOUNCEMENT

Dear people,

Due to some unsavoury comments which i have received, i have decided to stop blogging.

Thanks for all the support.

Happenings

Happenings

Before I go on, my apologies for the somewhat sporadic postings….its not only my postings which are sporadic, even my gf is complaining i see her sporadically?? hehe...Firstly I have been busy as hell here in the Bank and secondly, the Bank’s server is a bit bonkers…sometimes its ok and other times it not…so bear with me people…

Hullo people….a lot of interesting things have been happening of late, there was the swim across the Malacca straits, the burning of the Malaysian flag, smelly farts in confined places and a whole host of other embarrassing and dim witted things.

I really want to know the reason for this one chap in his early twenties wanting to swim across the Malacca straits? Why does he do it? Its not as if it has not been done before. Or is the thought of getting into the Malaysian book of records that appealing to suffer fish bites, stinging jelly fish, balls freezing cold water and aches, cramps and all other ills and pains associated with swimming for an excess of 24 hours.

Ok, I admit you get tv coverage, you get a politician in the form of KJ swimming with you, you get honors, your family gets to become tv personalities, albeit lasting only as long as the chap is in the water, you get to appear on tv and radio where you do interviews….ok, then what? Is all this fame worth it?

I for one do not think so, I think its all pretty stupid to go risk life and limb just to get into the so called Malaysian record books and what do you get out of it?

Was also reading about the nurin jazmin case and the finality of it all. How DNA tests were carried out to determine the identity of the corpse, how she was stuffed into a sports bag all naked, with vegetables stuck up her vagina and ass..if I am not mistaken, it was a cucumber and something else…how in the right frame of mind can a human actually stuff these things into someone? I mean hello people, either you are human, inhuman or a beast, go figure? Someone must be really sick to stuff those things into a person so young and so innocent, not to say that older and non innocent people can be the victims…

Anyways, I have read from some readers as to the punishment that should be meted out to the offender/ beast? Some say for every Malaysian to slap him once, another asked the offender to be sodomised, another for the offender to be chained and caned….for me, the most rightful punishment that could be meted out to someone like this is for the person to suffer the same fate as the victim..stuff vegetables….something like an orange inside the ass and maybe a pensil into his penis and stuff him into a garbage bag……

Oh well…tell me what you think people…..

Holiday!!!!!

Holiday!

Hi people, I just got back from a beach holiday!! 4 days of beach and sun was totally amazing!!! I am feeling relaxed, tanned and definitely happier courtesy of the surprise all expense paid holiday by my gf!!

Excerpts from the holiday!!!

Did a major booboo when I forgot to bring the gift I bought for my gf, so had to rush back home with her, luckily it was just nearby, we were departing from subang airport by the way. We then got onto a Fokker 50 plane!! Heheh, you know those propeller plane kinda thingy, it was totally crazy..the cabin smelled of jet fuel and was dark, air conditioning wasn’t working very well, but it was an experience!! My baby was air sick all the way to the island!! Heheh…..

First glimpse from the cabin window was the sandy beaches!! Yahoo!!!!! And thought I was in heaven..FYI, I have this thing about beaches, love em’ to bits! We landed and the airport was erm…quaint?! It was all wood and creaking fans and heh, state of the art computers!! Heheh…..there was no baggage claim, the baggage handlers just shoved all the bags from the plane onto a trolley and rolled it out to the quaint airport so we just took our bags direct from the trolley!! Hehehehe….this was going to be one hell of a holiday!!!!i was already beginning to fall in love with the island!!!

We reached the hotel and quickly got to our chalet!!! Hehe..nice….was expecting it to be some tall building in the middle of the forest, but the hotel had nice chalets all over the compound!! Although a major grouse was the tv!! Some channels were not working and the tv was placed in the most inconvenient and least strategic location!!!! I had a crick in my neck afterwards!

Had a good time at the beaches..the water was clear as glass….i mean for real ok!! We were wading in knee deep and I could see my toenails!! Heheh….got a nice tan!!!

Nite time was spent playing pool and arcade games in the games room, a nice way to whilst the time away, there was a beach bar cum club thingy, but was kinda lame!!!!

We went snorkeling too!! First time snorkeling…we went to three areas on a speed boat!! The ride was fun but very bumpy cause we were caught in bad weather and gf had sea sickness!! Hehe..she was all crouched up in the towel!! Pity her…..but she put up a brave front and I was proud of her!!! The fishies were colourful and the corals were nice…I wouldn’t mind scuba diving there…….trying to get gf to try scuba…who knows, she just might……

We had a hoot the last day trying to take pictures!! We were doing the self timer thingy and it was just hilarious, although we did get some very nice and funny pics!!

All in all, it was a great holiday!! Thank you baby boing boing for the superb holidays!!!!heheh…by the way, we went to tioman!!!

Rob Stiles

ROB STILES

Bloody cockamamie referee!!!!

This is the numbskull who reffed the Liverpool v. Chealsea match. The worst kind of referee on the planet of this earth who has the eyesight of a rhino and the ass of a dump truck! Because of his decision, Liverpool had to draw the match when it was so obvious that Liverpool were the better team! Oh well, cest la vie…

I have my own tournament this weekend, the independence cup. And trust me, I’ll more to write of the idiots who ref and marshall a game. I know they are humans too, but c’mon, dun make stoopid mistakes on the big decisions that could cost a team the game.

I have as always been a keen observer of the way people dress….the way they walk, the way they do their hair, the way they gesture, the jewelry they wear and stuff like that. I was in a course yesterday and was as usual, sitting at the very back observing people. There were two who caught my eye, this one girl, who was obviously a student and another, whom I assumed just started working.

The girl whom I guess was a student, was wearing faded super low rise blue jeans with a white baby tee. She came in late, was talking on the phone and yes, everyone was staring at her, either cause she was disturbing the class or cause she wasn’t dressed like the others. She sat at the table next to mine. So I had someone to observed the whole course, and hello, I did listen to the speakers!!!! After observing her awhile, it was safe to assume that she was a rich student! She was using this nokia n90 phone and she was taking out her lecture notes!! I mean, which student would pay a couple of hundred bucks just to attend a half day talk?? Anyways. She was good eye candy…

The other I assume was a fresh graduate as she was the sexiest one there, in my eyes of course. She was wearing a short skirt with a slit and a tight white shirt which was unbuttoned at the top….nice…she had the ass and the cleavage to do justice….you know why I think she was a fresh graduate who just started working…..people who have worked a couple of years, their dressing would be somewhat more lax and more jaded…they dun bother to make things fresh and just wear whatever they want, whether it looks good or not. They just dun seem to be bothered. And this is sad. I mean, whatever we wear reflects ourselves. You would obviously want to make a good impression dun you, good impression equals to being noticed. Not to say that by wearing nice stuff it guarantees you a promotion, well, I hope not, or that girl who have been a ceo by now….

Anyways, I’m always of the opinion, your work clothes have to make you look good and when you feel good, you feel better able to perform at work……like today for example, I’m wearing a pink shirt with cuff links with a white tie with pink and red flowers and I feel good, well, I have to cause I got tones of work to finish, which reminds me, I gotta go…..till next time…

Yonks

YONKS!

Hi people!

Last week was my first posting in yonks! I think it was about for 7 months or so. Once again, I feel compelled to apologise for the prolonged absence. I was either too pre-occupied with my life (not much of a life, but I’m still too pre-occupied!) or I just ran out of things to write about.

Anyways, at this present moment, I am busy trying to get into shape for the upcoming independence cup (paintball competition for those not in the know or have not been reading my postings, I dun blame you actually, I’m a bit of a bore) scheduled for this end of August. So that means, getting my fitness up ( I pant and wheeze even when going up 2 flights of stairs!), meaning running and running and running…yesterday was forced to run in the rain, but heck, I needed it, was becoming to soft (its like when you prod one end of my tummy, the other side shakes as if an earthquake was happening!!!) round the middle and my spare tyre was turning from a bicycle tyre to a car tyre (normally those found on ferraris and porches, not found on kenaris or kancils!!!), which is no good. Need to get my awareness up, so that means playing as many games as possible and that means spending money on pellets and that means getting bruises, either of which I definitely can do without. I’m already skint, so the extra expenditure is already no good, and I’m already ugly as a constipated pig, so I dun need the bruises…damn!!!

Ok, a bit about work. As you all know, I’m a banker now!! No more a stock broker. Been a banker for the last 3 months actually in a local bank located in kl, more specifically near pudu. Work is not too bad, I get to go back early at 5.45pm everyday, the workload is not too crazy, not as bad as my previous company, its also not too hectic, very manageable actually, but heck, the timelines and deadlines are killing me. I used to dictate the deadlines, but nowadays, timelines and deadlines get dictated by other people, so its like a mad rush everyday trying to meet the deadlines!!!

The people I’m working with are not too bad, there are some colourful characters in the office, my boss is cool, she 40+ and she goes for kickboxing classes every week!!!!, I’ve got another counsel who is a triathlete and another who goes for dance classes!!!! So yeah, its not too bad!!!

Oh well, I’ve got to rush rush rush, I’ll scribble summore when I have the time…..

AWOL

Hello people!

I know I know, its been ages since I last updated this online diary of mine. I apologise profusely for not updating or providing insights to my somewhat rather, dare I say it, oh well, yeah, why not, colourful life!! Haha…yeah right……!

The reasons (excuses??) for being absent from this blog all this while is, well, I have been rather busy, quitting my old job at a stock broking ( I learned heaps of things and I owe my CFO and my ex boss a huge debt for teaching me everything I learned!!) company what with my new job!! Heh, I’m a banker now (for the last 3 months actually) by the way and of course, the newest and most latest addition in my life, a sweet (and sometimes spicy) lil (literally) girl by the name of di***….heh, heh, yes, I am attached now….for the last 7 months actually…oh and not to forget, I am also the proud father of……hahaha…a new female Persian cat called Geboo!!! Heheh…irish eyes, the name reeks of the kitten we had in Aber doesn’t it???

I haven’t blogged for so long that I am at a loss for words at what to scribble down….well, lets describe a bit of my partner, I think most of my friends, other than my paintballing friends have not met her…so here a brief description…….

“Of average height (maybe on the shorter side), of medium weight (well…maybe a bit on the lighter side, not skinny tho), hair past the shoulders (well past the shoulders) and, remember my fetish!! Well, she fits that bill description nicely!!!”

Met her during the last world cup asia in December….and things just started rolling on from there…..

Ok people, I gotta go and do work!!! Irish eyes…apologies bro for not updating, this comeback is specially for you!!!!

BLA BLA AND BLA! A SELF-DESCRIPTION

Hello People

A simple BUT somewhat deluded description of yours truly:-

How do I look like, ogre-ish obviously, that goes un-said!

Short, but not too short to not qualify as a steward, I do qualify to be a MAS steward, but maybe a bit too old now.
Over weight, but not fat, but I do have a tummy and no, its not a result of excessive drinking!
Dark, or maybe tanned but definitely not fair skinned, too much staying out in the sun for paintball I guess
Short hair, but sometimes when I get lazy, I’ll let it grow to something messy
Clean cut unless I procrastinate on shaving, then I’ll have stubble
No glasses nor do I wear contacts, although I sometimes wish I did. It would give some character to my dull plain looking face!

Those things which i wear to cover my dangling bits and to look pretty!!

I dun care much about dressing, I normally just put on whatever is at hand.
Office wear normally would be dark coloured pants, light coloured shirts and black lace ups, but I do have an affinity for the colour pink and French cuffs and NO tie or suits! Unless the occasion demands it
Normal everyday wear depends on my mood, you are most likely to see me in Bermudas, tees, a cap and flip flops walking around the shopping malls.
If I have a specific destination that requires a somewhat proper dress code, then you will most probably see me in loafers (I adore loafers and slip-ons) never lace ups, corduroy pants (I’m into this cords phase now, a while back it was denims) and un-tucked long sleeve shirts.
I ACCESSORIZE!!! Heh, a thumb ring on my left hand and a bracelet round my right wrist and also a chain with a ring hanging on it on my neck. I also used to wear this brown leather strap/ rope thingy tied round my left ankle, but I took it off.

Things I do, stuff like digging my nose and flicking the booger!

Hmm, when I have the time and moolah, it would definitely be traveling. I’m not one of those louis vuitton toting tourists! Nor will you see me at any fancy upper crust hotels, I’m more of a back packer kinda person who prefers walking around with a back pack and staying in those back packer places or youth hostels. Favourite destinations would be beaches, ipanema beach in rio de Janeiro would be great, especially with those teensy weensy thongs walking all about! or maybe Budapest. Although I certainly won’t turn down an offer to go to Paris ( the district of Montmarte is superb to have those late afternoon lattes whilst people watching!) or London (I love covent garden and notting hill! Especially those people who busker for a living!).
I’m in love with the arts, well theater actually, been going for theater since the late 90’s. Whether it is a musical show like CATS or Puteri Gunung Ledang or the crazy antics and somewhat crude jokes of indi and allan, you will see me there, whether alone or with a partner either laughing my guts out or deep in thought, especially if the show was thought provoking enough like Betrayal shown at KLPac. Heh, I remembered watching this independent/ experimental film, also at KLPac at one of its experimental rooms, where this guy, maybe about 25 I think and this really old lady actually French kissing and doing the horizontal tango! Totally mind boggling!
Oh, and if I’m in the mood for a bit of dressing up, you will see me at the MPO, all splendid in my suit! Heh, I bet I look like a penguin when I’m dressed like that!
If I’m not traveling or going for shows, I’ll be at home in front of the teevee and becoming a couch potato!

Other boring stuff which you do not need to know but I want you to know!

I bite my nails! Hands only of course, but if I could, those toe nails do look appetizing!
Did I mention I like to dig my nose? Oh yeah I did. Man! Those boogers inside my nose can get really nasty! All slimy and goo-ey and with the most lovely shades of brown, green and yellow!
I fart, holy hell I do! Loud ones! Although the silent ones are the killers. Jeez, the smell is just like, hmmm, well its as if you haven’t shat for months and ages and its like a combination of durian, spoilt curry and sour milk!! Heheh, hey, wonder why they call it eau de toilette when it does not smell anything like the public toilets, especially those found in some restaurants, just puke worthy!

Anyways people, just a colourful description of ME! ME! And ME! (I know salah England, nak wat cammana!)