Monday, October 09, 2006

Asses again and again!

Hello,

I know i know, same topic? yeah, same topic, hope i'm not boring anyone here. FYI, i have a fetish for asses, read the blog before this if you must know. and its bulan puasa and i am doing this during my lunch time. So i am fasting. So dun anyone get any funny ideas. I already had someone ask me this morning whether i was fasting!

I guess this fetish for asses started when i was in UK studying for my degree. we had this place outside of the faculty where it had this vending machine which served the best, i repeat the best cappuchino and it was only 25p. and we could also smoke here as they had those bins to throw our ash and also it was heated, so we could get away from the cold winter air. oh yeah, it also had those low cushy seats and a vending machine which dispenses snacks!

anyways, i used to hang out here a lot with my other buddies smoking and enjoying our coffee when one of our buddies admitted that he had an ass fetish. we were all looking at him like what the shit? anyways, he said look at thie girls walking up the stairs..what do you see? and i saw ass moving and swaying and i was hooked! from thereon, it was cigarrettes, coffee, warmth and asses by the law faculty! it was our favourite hang out, partly being the fact that it was on our way to the library and the faculty was just next door. this was where i also became addicted to coffee...all those days spending in that area just sipping hot coffee and observing asses, female asses by the way, i'm not politcally correct now. sweet memories...

anyways, after observing asses for a good 10 years of my life, i have somewhat concluded which type of asses are perfect for me and which type of asses are not. i like mine not too big or wide or flat! beyonce and j lo are big no nos, zaian zain too, hers is just too tonggek!

i would rate jolie as the numero uno in the ass category followed closely by jessica alba. and oh yeah, claire forlani, i just love this girl!

5 Comments:

Blogger pugly said...

You're obsessed, man! *LOL!*

Maybe they should set up something like `Asses Anonymous' (like Alcoholics Anonymous) for ass-addicts like you & your friends ;-)

Monday, October 09, 2006 2:32:00 PM  
Blogger Freak and Geek said...

aiyoyoyoyo....u have set such high standards for those booty lah..

:-p

posa tak nih?

Monday, October 09, 2006 3:27:00 PM  
Blogger FZM said...

Pugly,
My friends have all retired from the ass observing scene, i'm going solo now! i'm not addicted, i'm just into observing natural beauty!

F&G,
Heh, posalah, just my imagination her tak puasa...i dun have standards, it all depends on the individual and how she carries herself!

Monday, October 09, 2006 4:06:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

And people actually think you're gay?? They obviously don't know you (and your "asses") my friend....

Tuesday, October 10, 2006 12:57:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

lalala lala lala~

Tuesday, October 10, 2006 3:27:00 PM  

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