Exploring the wonderful world of asses!

I have been posting a bit too regularly in this blog of mine. Normally i'd be posting at most once a week or sometimes even once a month. So please bear with me whilst i continue with my scratchings.

I want to write about asses today. No not donkeys, but an ass, you know the thing that is attached to the back of your body and that you use to sit on. Sometimes it can be dark or light coloured, sometimes it has creases and folds and stretches but sometimes as smooth as silk and at other times with a little, a lot or almost no hair. To some it is a means to dispel toxic waste products with fumes capable of igniting a wild fire in your nether regions. Other times it is used to produce a silent but noxious gas capable of toppling the mightiest gorillas or at times that puckered little instrument can be used to sound the mating call of a bull, deafening!

It has its functions obviously, but i want to talk about its asthetic value. Have you ever seen an ass that has been deliciously wrapped in a tight fitting pair of faded blue jeans? OK, i better put a qualifier here, have you ever seen an ass which is so sexually proportionate at all angles imaginable wrapped in a tight fitting pair of faded blue jeans? If you haven't, then you are the most unfortunate soul i have ever met.

If you haven't, i suggest you grab a chair at either BSC or KLCC, at either of their numerous coffee houses (i'd suggest Dome at KLCC and sip their delicious affogato topped with haagen daz vanilla ice cream or Coffee Bean at BSC) which would have a good view of the walk-ways and plump your ass there and just start oggling. But this only works on weekends since almost everyone who think that they have a sexy ass would be wearing jeans or some other kind of tight clothing to cover their asses, Definitely not weekdays as most asses would be covered up in some loose clothing, not at all flattering!

Sometimes, the best place to get up close and personal to a wonderfully shaped ass would be on the escalators. You would get maybe about 10 seconds of absolute bliss. You would be able to observe the shape and the curve, how it flexes and moves but you must pay rapt attention to observe all this minute details. Thats why you must have an eye for detail. What you can do is make sure that you are 2 or 3 steps (depending on how tall you are) back from the person whom you are observing, this would enable you to observe one of natures beauty at eye level from a close distance witout anyone thinking that you are a dirty pervert. But a word of caution is needed, this is extremely risky if the prey that you are observing has a partner in tow. For that partner can provide you with the kind of attention that you do not need!

Before you people think i'm some sick perverted bastard, read again my entry from start! If you could point out a place where i singled out a particular gender, then only call me a sick perverted bastard, if not, i'm just politically correct! heh!

Why is it that whenever a guy talks about an ass, every living person on earth things that he is talking about a GIRLS ass! Granted that most of the time, the acceptable practise is for a guy to talk about a girls ass, but why is it so confuzzling to the general public to get it into their so one sided one tracked and narrow minded minds that a guy can talk about asses in general without referring to any specific gender! Humph!