Raya!

Hi People,

Just finished celebrating raya, wasn't much of a raya though, as i was stuck in the kitchen for almost 10 hours just cooking!

I have been cooking for raya for the last couple of years, but this year, due to unforseen circumstances, mainly my mum not being able to find a caterer for her nasi briyani, i was put to task of cooking spaghetti for the visitors. i was expecting maybe to just cook 2 batches of spaghetti, but boy was i wrong, i ended cooking up to 7 batches of spaghetti! i even had to go out half way and visit the local store to stock up on the ingredients!

i never knew that the stuff that i cooked would be such a hit, i meant everytime i finished cooking a new batch, my sis would come into the kitchen and telling me to cook up another batch cause the batch that was currently being served was finishing fast! i took it as a compliment, but still, 7 batches of spaghetti! i might as well open up my own restaurant! i even had to give out my recipe! its not that i was being stingy, but i am the sort of cook who just throws things into the wok and hope it turns out all right! i really do. i just rely on my taste. anyways, my recipe is a bit catered to the malaysian taste buds, maybe that was the reason it was such a hit! even my aunt who is maybe 70 i think asked for the recipe!! heheh

anyways, as with all family gatherings, he inevitable will crop up, inevitable meaning the dreaded question, to those who have been following my blog know all too well what question it is, but to the uninitiated, its the marriage question!

i had this cousin of mine, i know she means well, but she was freaking determine to match mate me with someone, eventhough i told her i wasn't interested and all that stuff, but no!! she still persisted, even getting my mum into the picture. luckily dear mummy came to the rescue and told my cuz that she doesn't meddle into my private affairs!

Dear cuz, i know you mean well, but i'm just not ready to settle down yet, i'm enjoying life too bloody much to want to settle down and anyhow, i dun have the moolah to marry anyone, unless i get some rich datin to sponsor my marriage with obviously some side indecent proposal!! hehe, but dun worry, i'm never into these kinda stuff.....and not to forget, my deep fascination of observing asses!

speaking of asses, i had managed to observe this fine piece of ass today! well, actually i have had this ass under observation for some time but today i hit the jackpot! she was wearing this tight skirt, tight enuff to show of her curves but not sheer enuff, but after careful observation, i noticed she was wearing a thong. i have admired this persons ass for some time and now today i know why! yes everybody, i am a sick bastard with a perverted mind befitting a lunatic but i can't help it, all those years staring at a girls ass walking up the stairs during my uni days just won't go away! i'll sleep easy tonight!!! heheh, dun worry, i'm not into self satisfaction! never was anyways.

cheerio! ouwh, by the way, liverpool sucks! i am a big fan of them, but the way they are playing, its embarassing! c'mon rafa, stick to one combination, throw the bloody rotation thing which you are trying with ill results mind you and try to get my beloved back to its winning ways! dun get a " maybe" kinda striker, get someone whom you know will get the goals, not bellamy or a gonzalez, get an owen or an adriano and for christsake, whats with the leaky defence! you used to have one of the best defensive records around with riise, hyppia, carra and finnan, what happened this time? oh by the way, stick gerrard in the fracking(too much battlestar gallactica) centre of midfield and let some other asshole deal the right side, you bought pennant right! so!!

jeez, sorry for the rant, just couldn't help it!