paintball....why i never blogged about it..

Hello people

Someone recently asked me why i never wrote anything about paintball since i have been involved in paintball for quite some time. actually that question got me thinking, why i never mentioned anything about my involvement in paintball. and honestly i have no idea.

Well, i guess i should since paintball is a big part of my life nowadays. i say a big part cause my weekends are dedicated to paintball and my life savings are gone cause of paintball..erm, shouldn't have said that..now all the money grabbing girls with fake boobs and botox enhanced asses would run away!! oh well....

well, where do i start? hmm, from the very beginning?

started paintballing in 2003. At that time i wanted to try something new cause i was kinda bored with whatever was going on around me. My ex-gf at the time was into futsal in a big way so i thought, why not try something to keep me occupied. so there i was in my rattiest shirt and tracks running around in a secondary forest shooting multi coloured pellets at other people whilst at the same time kindly donating my blood for the survival of mosquitoes! Damn those mosquitoes, the first time i played i used a short sleeved tee and i guess i served up a feast for those bloody mosquitoes. at the end of the game, i was scratching all over my body!! luckily my nuts was safely encased or you'd see me scratching my nuts like some horny bastard let loose in a strip club, not that i have been to a strip club mind you. altho i do wonder how i would react in a strip club??? hmm...would i be polishing my nob with a silly grin on my face?? would i drool at every girl who shakes her boobs, would i roll over with a heart attack when some girl flashes her ass?? hmm, someone please bring me to a strip club!! ok, veering off topic here...

We used to wear these black masks which smelled really really bad cause dozens of other people had worn them, i bet some of those people hadn't taken a bath for weeks. the smell was puke worthy! then we used these really ol skool markers, i think it was a pro carbine or an A5 or something like that. One pull of the trigger one pellet shot kinda thing. Some of us decided to wear body armour some of us decided not to. I was one of those. Not because i didn't like it but it was just too cumbersome nor did i want to show i was not macho enuff!! heheh....but hell man, when i got shot at close range, i wished i had don on those bloody body armour thingies.

I used to play maybe with hopper ball only and shot maybe less than 200-250 pellets every time i went to play. used to play for hours in the hot sun and used to cringe whenever i had to load up on pellets. Jeez, i was stingy but hey, at that time, those pellets costs a bomb. now, i shoot 150 pellets in less than a minute!! hahah...

But yeah, after that first time i got addicted to shooting paint at people, getting those blue black bruises the size of saucers, ok ok i'm exagerating a bit, telling tales of bravery to girls, hoping to get them in bed of course, but never did, i guess either i was the ugliest monkey around or they were worried they might get aedes....God knows!!hehe, and the adrenaline rush at the word go!!

I remembered getting cuts, scratches, bruises and sprains. Those were the days!! i used to tear up every pants i had whenever i slid into a plastic barrel or those tyres. At that time, we used to play on sand which had huge rough edged pebbles which tore up not only my pants but also my knees! we didn't know better or i should say i didn't know better or that i didn't give a damn! But satisfaction guaranteed! then we would exchange heroic stories and showed each other the bruises or cuts we got. and we got a lot!! the camaderie between players was great although there were some rivalries too.

so then i went almost every other week, spent every hard earned penny and played with the same bunch of people who later decided that we should form a team, and team Desert Fox was formed. No idea how the name got about, i was thinking of maybe calling us some rauchy name but then we had a female in our team, or i would have loved to have named the team something like virgin stealers, boob watchers or horny comandos!!!something like that!! heh...

So yeah, Desert Fox was formed and i had a grouo of friends whom i could play paintball with...Now, Desert Fox has evolved into X-Fox and almost the sam faces are still playing together..heh.