cloudy friday morning
hello...
its a cloudy and thus gloomy friday morning. what a way to end a week. got caught in traffic. i was not freaing moving for about 15 minutes. was basically stationary. luckily i had some form of entertainment. i had this mat salleh guy looking all irate and gesturing all types of obcenities. Heheh...so i wound down my window and asked him whats the matter...was he late for an appointment, so he said rather comically that he had to go pee!!!! hahahah...you should have seen the guys face, he had a bushy moustache and beard with a wisp of curly hair....and how he contorted his face was funny....i guess i would be looking like that if i had to control my bladder for a long time....heheh....anyways, that made my morning.....
got to work late...damn it, i've been late too many times this week, luckily i found out my boss was later than me...so phew.....
neways, as i was smoking at the stairwell, i kinda found myself thinking of some sad things.....i dunno...the weather i guess.....well....my mum is not feeling very well at the moment and i was imagining all sorts of things....i shouldn't be, but damn it, the weather!!!!...neways, i know my mum wants me to get married soon....very soon, she keeps saying that her son is already getting old and shud be finding someone to settle down with...you know the drill....get married, have kids and live happily ever after.....and i have upset my mum countless of times by reiterating that i'm not ready yet or i have not found the right one.....we would get into fight and arguments and my mum would bermasam muka and stuff like that.....i knw she is right and i know i am wrong...but what can i do...somehow or rather, i just seem to not want to make any effort into settling down.....i pity my mum sometimes...well...all the time actually....she must be thinking what in the world is happening to her son...i guess she got so worried that she actually asked me whether i was gay last weekend!!! heheh....which i replied that i am not and i am straight...kinda funny when your own mum asks you that......neways, a day after that, we went for a wedding and you know how i hate weddings, all the aunties and uncles and cousins will start asking the QUESTION!!! but someone said something which made my mum worry even more, this cousin of mine...she told my mum that i wear colourful and loud colours at work...this cousin of mine works in the same office by the way...she said i looked kinda gayish, but my cousin said i looked only and that i dun behave like one.....so this got my mum even more upset...so much so that i got a long talk about being gay and her views of it and that i shud get married yadda yadda yadda.....
heheh.....for everyone's knowledge..i am not gay and i do not have any wish to have anything stuck up my ass!!!!! or in my mouth!!!!!! i am perfectly straight.....
man...how did i get into this insane topic anyways........
its a cloudy and thus gloomy friday morning. what a way to end a week. got caught in traffic. i was not freaing moving for about 15 minutes. was basically stationary. luckily i had some form of entertainment. i had this mat salleh guy looking all irate and gesturing all types of obcenities. Heheh...so i wound down my window and asked him whats the matter...was he late for an appointment, so he said rather comically that he had to go pee!!!! hahahah...you should have seen the guys face, he had a bushy moustache and beard with a wisp of curly hair....and how he contorted his face was funny....i guess i would be looking like that if i had to control my bladder for a long time....heheh....anyways, that made my morning.....
got to work late...damn it, i've been late too many times this week, luckily i found out my boss was later than me...so phew.....
neways, as i was smoking at the stairwell, i kinda found myself thinking of some sad things.....i dunno...the weather i guess.....well....my mum is not feeling very well at the moment and i was imagining all sorts of things....i shouldn't be, but damn it, the weather!!!!...neways, i know my mum wants me to get married soon....very soon, she keeps saying that her son is already getting old and shud be finding someone to settle down with...you know the drill....get married, have kids and live happily ever after.....and i have upset my mum countless of times by reiterating that i'm not ready yet or i have not found the right one.....we would get into fight and arguments and my mum would bermasam muka and stuff like that.....i knw she is right and i know i am wrong...but what can i do...somehow or rather, i just seem to not want to make any effort into settling down.....i pity my mum sometimes...well...all the time actually....she must be thinking what in the world is happening to her son...i guess she got so worried that she actually asked me whether i was gay last weekend!!! heheh....which i replied that i am not and i am straight...kinda funny when your own mum asks you that......neways, a day after that, we went for a wedding and you know how i hate weddings, all the aunties and uncles and cousins will start asking the QUESTION!!! but someone said something which made my mum worry even more, this cousin of mine...she told my mum that i wear colourful and loud colours at work...this cousin of mine works in the same office by the way...she said i looked kinda gayish, but my cousin said i looked only and that i dun behave like one.....so this got my mum even more upset...so much so that i got a long talk about being gay and her views of it and that i shud get married yadda yadda yadda.....
heheh.....for everyone's knowledge..i am not gay and i do not have any wish to have anything stuck up my ass!!!!! or in my mouth!!!!!! i am perfectly straight.....
man...how did i get into this insane topic anyways........
posted by FZM at 8/11/2006 09:31:00 AM
1 Comments:
funny lah cerita mat saleh
hope yr mother will get well soon.
gay topic... weve talked a lot abt this... bottom line u are not gay. its just the dressing. mebe that statement becomes strong to some cus u are single. if u were taken, mebe org akan cakap u r metro. i think la. but then again... dat doesnt mean u need a girl just to prove this. i think yr cousin shouldnt ask yr mother like dat. [biasalah... saya suke cari salah org]patut tanye yrself.
u know kan, i call u gay cus i want to tease u. not literally mean it
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