Wedding and the dreaded question!
Hi,
It seems that i have been posting quite regularly this last couple of days, i guess i must be that bored at work. which is so true actually. not bored cause i have no work but because i have too much work!
anyways, straight to the topic!
Weddings! hooray!!! i am getting married...i wish, but nope, not me but my neighbour, my neighbour who is like 3 years younger than me and i remembered bullying him when i was younger. he is now a successfull engineer, earning lotsa big bucks and deeply and madly in love! jeez....how come that was not part of my script? i think i must have had a few pages missing when i got my script for my life! damn it. oh well.
anyways, he has an older brother working with mas and my age too! hehe, also a libran just like me and also single just like me, and before any of you idiots think anything funny is going on, no we are not gays! we are straight people whom have not met their life partners yet! so dun go around thinking just because i was talking about gay stuff in my earlier postings that this person is my gay partner! or is it that i am just going over the top, god, who knows!
so yeah, the wedding is this weekend, i'll be meeting the neighbours and yes, the questions will go around whether i have a gf whether i am married whether i am gay? jeez...whether whether whether!!! whatever!
the answer to that question is a resounding no no no! dun you understand, NO! but its not going to be that bad since the neighbour who is my age is also single!! i bet he is dreading this even more than i am!
anyways, more on girls girls girls. one of my fav reads is back and i hope for good. F&G, if you are reading this, welcome back dear! erm, you are a girl right? who cares.
more on girls, as i was stepping out of my condo this morning, i spied this girl who was walking back to my condo. she was wearing a pink top with a tight knee length white skirt. tight enuff to show the curves of her bottom. nice! but i cannot obviously stare at her assets too long cause she might be a neighbour and true enuff, i found out she is living just acrosss from my door! on the same floor! woohoo!! hahah, have my dream been answered? what dreams? ok...
my dreams, is it a wet dream! hehe, maybe, maybe not...but i have always wanted to live across a place with beautiful girls! yeah yeah, i'm the typical horny guy who can't keep his dick in his pants for long. yup, thats me! i can't actualy say whether this girl was all that good looking but at least she had the curves in all the right places..so it can't be all that bad! so yeah, we'll just hafta see how things develope, damn, i better get my place cleaned up! hahahh...damn, i sound desperate? heh..hohum...maybe, do i?
i need to get laid!
have a good thursday morning folks!
It seems that i have been posting quite regularly this last couple of days, i guess i must be that bored at work. which is so true actually. not bored cause i have no work but because i have too much work!
anyways, straight to the topic!
Weddings! hooray!!! i am getting married...i wish, but nope, not me but my neighbour, my neighbour who is like 3 years younger than me and i remembered bullying him when i was younger. he is now a successfull engineer, earning lotsa big bucks and deeply and madly in love! jeez....how come that was not part of my script? i think i must have had a few pages missing when i got my script for my life! damn it. oh well.
anyways, he has an older brother working with mas and my age too! hehe, also a libran just like me and also single just like me, and before any of you idiots think anything funny is going on, no we are not gays! we are straight people whom have not met their life partners yet! so dun go around thinking just because i was talking about gay stuff in my earlier postings that this person is my gay partner! or is it that i am just going over the top, god, who knows!
so yeah, the wedding is this weekend, i'll be meeting the neighbours and yes, the questions will go around whether i have a gf whether i am married whether i am gay? jeez...whether whether whether!!! whatever!
the answer to that question is a resounding no no no! dun you understand, NO! but its not going to be that bad since the neighbour who is my age is also single!! i bet he is dreading this even more than i am!
anyways, more on girls girls girls. one of my fav reads is back and i hope for good. F&G, if you are reading this, welcome back dear! erm, you are a girl right? who cares.
more on girls, as i was stepping out of my condo this morning, i spied this girl who was walking back to my condo. she was wearing a pink top with a tight knee length white skirt. tight enuff to show the curves of her bottom. nice! but i cannot obviously stare at her assets too long cause she might be a neighbour and true enuff, i found out she is living just acrosss from my door! on the same floor! woohoo!! hahah, have my dream been answered? what dreams? ok...
my dreams, is it a wet dream! hehe, maybe, maybe not...but i have always wanted to live across a place with beautiful girls! yeah yeah, i'm the typical horny guy who can't keep his dick in his pants for long. yup, thats me! i can't actualy say whether this girl was all that good looking but at least she had the curves in all the right places..so it can't be all that bad! so yeah, we'll just hafta see how things develope, damn, i better get my place cleaned up! hahahh...damn, i sound desperate? heh..hohum...maybe, do i?
i need to get laid!
have a good thursday morning folks!
posted by FZM at 11/30/2006 08:57:00 AM
7 Comments:
*wink*
get laid?
*batting eyelashes*
have a freakinglicious weekend, dude!
getting laid? errrrr.....nak joinnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn.
hehehee
idham
I heard the Internet is an easy means for you to achieve your *ahem* objectives. Good luck!
Angel eyes
So sorry dear, i want to take you up on that "wink" but i have been terribly busy. can you take a rain cheque?
F&G,
I'm batting my eyelids furiously too...but what does it mean? wanna educate me a bit more?
Idham!
heheh, you wish!! its mine!! all mine!! heheh...
Leen,
Do you want to help me personally to achieve my ojectives? i need all the help i can get!
You can do one of these two things:
1) You can arm yourself with the list of comebacks I have so lovingly prepared earlier before venturing out to those weddings & put them to good use.
2) Print the particular entry out, immerse it in a bowl of water for 5 minutes, drink the water, dry the print-out in the hot sun, fold it into a tiny square, & wear it as an amulet around your neck.
Guaranteed to ward off evil questions!
adoooiiiii...
i am absolutely speechless!!
huhuhuhuhu
advertising to get laid... that was something i did not expect from you dearie...
hope u got what u wished for.. huhuhu
ahaks!!
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