viagra, babes and rempits

Hello,

its been a freakingly long time since i last blogged, apologies dear blog, but i have just been very busy with so many things...

Anyways, been very busy with either work or paintball or my somewhat pitiful existence as a person.......

We just concluded the World Cup Asia last sunday and it was a blast, well for me at least. again my team failed to reach the semis for the second time, but it was close, very close. anyways, i think by the end of the tourney, we either ended up being seventh or eigth. no idea actually. i enjoyed myself, met up with old friends had a few laughs and a whole shit load of fun.

Read a few blogs today, i know i know i should be doing work, but for the life of me, i just can't seem to turn my somewhat miniscule grey matter to work! it just keeps crashing! heh, so i have been amusing myself reading the blogs.

One particular blog amused me somewhat. it was written by a girl i think and she was discussing the a to z on the art of giving a blow job. the graphic details of it was incredibly erm..graphic! hehe...anyways, she knows the way to a man's heart is not thru the stomach but thru a good ol fashion fist humping lip smacking toungue licking blow job! whoever gets this girl, i can promise you one hell of a ride! if she practises what she preaches of course!

Well, obviously i am a red hot blooded male species who would obviously love to be humping all hours of the day rather than typing my blog but what can i do right?! you see, whether we like it or not, a guy would obviously think of sex maybe its not the most predominant thought but no matter how pious he is, he will still think with his little head. i know i do and i guess most of the time too but its only natural.

I look for a girl who is obviously good looking, good in satisfying my sexual desires but above all i look for a girl who can and will complete and complement me. you see, not every 34 24 34 girl will make you happy for the rest of your life, its either she will start having bits hanging here and there or your lil buddy just refuses to be awake! thats when we start to rely on the modern sciences. the wonders of viagra or botox treatment and make overs..you know the drill....

but will you be happy for the rest of your life? most probably you will be happy horizontally doing the tango but will you be happy vertically talking to stretched skin, botox lips and breast implants? i dunno about you but i know i wont.

I'd settle for a plain ordinary looking girl who may not have jolie's bee stung lips or julia's mona lisa smile, boobs the size of melons like anderson or a booty like beyonce, but at least she has to be pleasing to the eye but with wit, humour, character and brains!

i have had girls with superb looking bodies but my God, what a temper!! i have had girls who do not have a body but are so freaking shallow but i have also had girls who had brains, who had wit and who had humour and honestly, i was happy with these kinda girls who did not have the physical beauty of the God venus.

i dunno, maybe i am choosy as how one other blogger put it, maybe i am waiting for a lost cause and maybe just maybe i might be gay?! heh..who knows right.....but bottom line is at least for me, i would definitely fall for a girl who has the looks, but i would most definitely stay with a girl with the type of personality and character that i am looking for!

actually, i've been wanting to comment about some idiotic morons who most probably have the brains of a gnat and the civic conscientiousness of a pig. you know who am i talking about. anyone....??!! c'mon..i described these people as clear as water...they are the mat rempits. bloody idiots ain't they!!

i think things have gotten way way outta hand. pelting the police station with stones, harrasing females and damaging cars. these cockamie bastards think they rule the roads and are so cool, cool my hairy ass that is! they are just some sorry fools who think they are right and everyone has the wrong opinion of them.

I was full of glee when i read the other day about one of the rempits who got killed when they were trying to harass some guy who happened to honk at them. finally one bastard down, i was wondering, wouldnt it be great to actually use one of those 24 wheel trucks and ram this suckers down. you know, just mow them down like there were skittles. then maybe back up for good measure to make sure none of these bastards are still living! this would, trust me make life a hell of a lot safer for the other motorist.

Let's see, the young girls who accompany these mat rempits, who act as the trophies for the winners to satisfy their sexual and lustful urges should be employed as toilet cleaners where their can use their unspent energies on making the public toilets clean rather than clean the dicks of these idiots. yeah yeah, i know its harsh and yeah yeah i know this is not me talking, but c'mon, why do these girls hang out with these idiots, is it because they are enamoured by the dare devil skills of the idiots or they are just plain stoopid.

I have seen some of these girls, and i hafta admit, some of them are very good looking, so why in the world do they want to hang around with these losers? tell me someone why why why? i men there are so many other guys whom are so much better then these fools, in terms of looks, in terms of financial stability in terms of education. so why?

and dun these rempit people even care what their parents think of them? running around at nite, racing on the roads coming back late at nite, dun their parents have enuff worries other than having to worry about the rempits.

they spend hundreds of upgrading their bikes, that money could be put to better use, like an education of giving the money to the parents..you know stuff like that.

for me personally, these rempits shud just be locked up for a couple of months and then be put to good use like sweeping up the roads, clean the toilets or something, but just get them of the bloody streets.

Apologies dear blog for my somewhat graphic words.