BLA BLA AND BLA! A SELF-DESCRIPTION

Hello People

A simple BUT somewhat deluded description of yours truly:-

How do I look like, ogre-ish obviously, that goes un-said!

Short, but not too short to not qualify as a steward, I do qualify to be a MAS steward, but maybe a bit too old now.
Over weight, but not fat, but I do have a tummy and no, its not a result of excessive drinking!
Dark, or maybe tanned but definitely not fair skinned, too much staying out in the sun for paintball I guess
Short hair, but sometimes when I get lazy, I’ll let it grow to something messy
Clean cut unless I procrastinate on shaving, then I’ll have stubble
No glasses nor do I wear contacts, although I sometimes wish I did. It would give some character to my dull plain looking face!

Those things which i wear to cover my dangling bits and to look pretty!!

I dun care much about dressing, I normally just put on whatever is at hand.
Office wear normally would be dark coloured pants, light coloured shirts and black lace ups, but I do have an affinity for the colour pink and French cuffs and NO tie or suits! Unless the occasion demands it
Normal everyday wear depends on my mood, you are most likely to see me in Bermudas, tees, a cap and flip flops walking around the shopping malls.
If I have a specific destination that requires a somewhat proper dress code, then you will most probably see me in loafers (I adore loafers and slip-ons) never lace ups, corduroy pants (I’m into this cords phase now, a while back it was denims) and un-tucked long sleeve shirts.
I ACCESSORIZE!!! Heh, a thumb ring on my left hand and a bracelet round my right wrist and also a chain with a ring hanging on it on my neck. I also used to wear this brown leather strap/ rope thingy tied round my left ankle, but I took it off.

Things I do, stuff like digging my nose and flicking the booger!

Hmm, when I have the time and moolah, it would definitely be traveling. I’m not one of those louis vuitton toting tourists! Nor will you see me at any fancy upper crust hotels, I’m more of a back packer kinda person who prefers walking around with a back pack and staying in those back packer places or youth hostels. Favourite destinations would be beaches, ipanema beach in rio de Janeiro would be great, especially with those teensy weensy thongs walking all about! or maybe Budapest. Although I certainly won’t turn down an offer to go to Paris ( the district of Montmarte is superb to have those late afternoon lattes whilst people watching!) or London (I love covent garden and notting hill! Especially those people who busker for a living!).
I’m in love with the arts, well theater actually, been going for theater since the late 90’s. Whether it is a musical show like CATS or Puteri Gunung Ledang or the crazy antics and somewhat crude jokes of indi and allan, you will see me there, whether alone or with a partner either laughing my guts out or deep in thought, especially if the show was thought provoking enough like Betrayal shown at KLPac. Heh, I remembered watching this independent/ experimental film, also at KLPac at one of its experimental rooms, where this guy, maybe about 25 I think and this really old lady actually French kissing and doing the horizontal tango! Totally mind boggling!
Oh, and if I’m in the mood for a bit of dressing up, you will see me at the MPO, all splendid in my suit! Heh, I bet I look like a penguin when I’m dressed like that!
If I’m not traveling or going for shows, I’ll be at home in front of the teevee and becoming a couch potato!

Other boring stuff which you do not need to know but I want you to know!

I bite my nails! Hands only of course, but if I could, those toe nails do look appetizing!
Did I mention I like to dig my nose? Oh yeah I did. Man! Those boogers inside my nose can get really nasty! All slimy and goo-ey and with the most lovely shades of brown, green and yellow!
I fart, holy hell I do! Loud ones! Although the silent ones are the killers. Jeez, the smell is just like, hmmm, well its as if you haven’t shat for months and ages and its like a combination of durian, spoilt curry and sour milk!! Heheh, hey, wonder why they call it eau de toilette when it does not smell anything like the public toilets, especially those found in some restaurants, just puke worthy!

Anyways people, just a colourful description of ME! ME! And ME! (I know salah England, nak wat cammana!)