BLA BLA AND BLA! A SELF-DESCRIPTION

Hello People

A simple BUT somewhat deluded description of yours truly:-

How do I look like, ogre-ish obviously, that goes un-said!

Short, but not too short to not qualify as a steward, I do qualify to be a MAS steward, but maybe a bit too old now.
Over weight, but not fat, but I do have a tummy and no, its not a result of excessive drinking!
Dark, or maybe tanned but definitely not fair skinned, too much staying out in the sun for paintball I guess
Short hair, but sometimes when I get lazy, I’ll let it grow to something messy
Clean cut unless I procrastinate on shaving, then I’ll have stubble
No glasses nor do I wear contacts, although I sometimes wish I did. It would give some character to my dull plain looking face!

Those things which i wear to cover my dangling bits and to look pretty!!

I dun care much about dressing, I normally just put on whatever is at hand.
Office wear normally would be dark coloured pants, light coloured shirts and black lace ups, but I do have an affinity for the colour pink and French cuffs and NO tie or suits! Unless the occasion demands it
Normal everyday wear depends on my mood, you are most likely to see me in Bermudas, tees, a cap and flip flops walking around the shopping malls.
If I have a specific destination that requires a somewhat proper dress code, then you will most probably see me in loafers (I adore loafers and slip-ons) never lace ups, corduroy pants (I’m into this cords phase now, a while back it was denims) and un-tucked long sleeve shirts.
I ACCESSORIZE!!! Heh, a thumb ring on my left hand and a bracelet round my right wrist and also a chain with a ring hanging on it on my neck. I also used to wear this brown leather strap/ rope thingy tied round my left ankle, but I took it off.

Things I do, stuff like digging my nose and flicking the booger!

Hmm, when I have the time and moolah, it would definitely be traveling. I’m not one of those louis vuitton toting tourists! Nor will you see me at any fancy upper crust hotels, I’m more of a back packer kinda person who prefers walking around with a back pack and staying in those back packer places or youth hostels. Favourite destinations would be beaches, ipanema beach in rio de Janeiro would be great, especially with those teensy weensy thongs walking all about! or maybe Budapest. Although I certainly won’t turn down an offer to go to Paris ( the district of Montmarte is superb to have those late afternoon lattes whilst people watching!) or London (I love covent garden and notting hill! Especially those people who busker for a living!).
I’m in love with the arts, well theater actually, been going for theater since the late 90’s. Whether it is a musical show like CATS or Puteri Gunung Ledang or the crazy antics and somewhat crude jokes of indi and allan, you will see me there, whether alone or with a partner either laughing my guts out or deep in thought, especially if the show was thought provoking enough like Betrayal shown at KLPac. Heh, I remembered watching this independent/ experimental film, also at KLPac at one of its experimental rooms, where this guy, maybe about 25 I think and this really old lady actually French kissing and doing the horizontal tango! Totally mind boggling!
Oh, and if I’m in the mood for a bit of dressing up, you will see me at the MPO, all splendid in my suit! Heh, I bet I look like a penguin when I’m dressed like that!
If I’m not traveling or going for shows, I’ll be at home in front of the teevee and becoming a couch potato!

Other boring stuff which you do not need to know but I want you to know!

I bite my nails! Hands only of course, but if I could, those toe nails do look appetizing!
Did I mention I like to dig my nose? Oh yeah I did. Man! Those boogers inside my nose can get really nasty! All slimy and goo-ey and with the most lovely shades of brown, green and yellow!
I fart, holy hell I do! Loud ones! Although the silent ones are the killers. Jeez, the smell is just like, hmmm, well its as if you haven’t shat for months and ages and its like a combination of durian, spoilt curry and sour milk!! Heheh, hey, wonder why they call it eau de toilette when it does not smell anything like the public toilets, especially those found in some restaurants, just puke worthy!

Anyways people, just a colourful description of ME! ME! And ME! (I know salah England, nak wat cammana!)

Yawns & Frowns

Hello People,

Went to KLPac last evening to watch this show called betrayal. I wasn’t supposed to but due to a last minute pull out by another person, my friend called me as she knew I was interested in these kinda things. So there I was with this hot looking Chinese chick wearing this low rise jeans with a shapely ass and another hot looking malay chick with an equally curvaceous ass. Yummy! Totally orgasmic experience!

And honestly I was glad that she had called as it has been yonks since I last attended theater. Well, the show was called Betrayal and the main cast consisted of Ari Ratos and Bernice Chauly and one other guy whom I thought walked rather funnily which the malay girl with the curvaceous ass quietly concurred to my thoughts. This person who walked funny played a somewhat forgettable role, thank God as I was freakingly irritated everytime he took to stage!. Ari and Bernice, both of which I have to say carried their roles superbly, even kissing scenes were well done. I certainly wouldn’t mind locking lips with the luscious Bernice…vava voom!!!!

But something piqued my curiosity. The whole play except for when they were doing the drunk party scene was done in this very monotonous deadpan tone. I mean there were hardly any facial expression, no gestures and certainly no emotions. I had discussed this issue at length and with me trying to mimic the intonation, which I have to add ended up sounding as if I had something in my throat, no it was not another guy’s dick and I have not turned gay yet!!! (cough cough), with my friend and the both of us couldn’t come up with a satisfying answer as to why they chose to the play is such a way.

I came up with a theory that they wanted the audience to just concentrate on the script and dialogue and not be distracted by their acting skills. Heh, I think there were more yawns due to the boring monotony rather than the frowns of people deep in concentration! The dialogue was very well written and was very deep and needed concentration from the audience to grasp the concept of the play. That’s my guess as to why it was done with such monotony. But then again I could be wrong.

I do have a grouse in how they depicted the roles they played. If I were to bring a first time theater go-er to watch such a play, I am very sure that person would have left with much skepticism as to why people would actually want to part with their hard earned dollars and cents to watch such a boring show. I would have thought that the producers should have informed the theater go-ers that it was an experimental play so as not to drive away would be future theater go-ers.

Anyways, the evening ended up with more questions than answers. Although I have to admit, the Chinese girl I was out with together with the malay chick, I could never figure out whether she was wearing thongs, strings or grandmothers..oh well….cest la vie

2006 & 2007

Hello People

Year 2006 have gone and 2007 has arrived.

A lot of things had happened to me during the last year, most of which I had already chronicled in my blog. Good and bad things, things which made me deliriously happy and things which made me reflect back on my life.

Things which made me happy include:-

1. Winning the MPOC 2006, we kick some serious ass!
2. Finally getting recognized for my efforts at work, after a lot of sweat and tears
3. Buying the phone which I have wanted all this while, finally!
4. Travelling to places which I have never been before, you should some of the asses I saw!! Totally orgasmic!
5. Finding new places to hang out, chillin out with a great view of KL!!!!!
6. Asses!! Curvy yummy sexy thong wearing asses!! G strings are nice too!!!!
7. Me learning to be more relaxed, you would most probably find me in flip flops, cap and Bermudas/ surfer shorts most of the time now
8. And a lot more….

Things which made me sad…

Things at work which almost made me resign, office politics as usual
Paintball politics, it’s a bleeding small community, so stop it already
Women wearing grandmother panties..no comment
Petrol and Toll increase, this is pure bull shit!
Not going for theater as much as I wanted to!!
Financial woes, this will always be in my list!!!
And a few personal stuff which I rather not include

Lets hope for 2007, I will have less things to be sad about and more things to be happy about….

To everyone, happy 2007 and have a smashing year….

This year’s motto and my life motto actually…..

“live fast, play hard & die young!”

toll hike!

Hello people

I just drove from Subang to Cheras and had to go thru a few tolls. and bloody hell, do you know the toll prices have gone up. Crikey! from RM1.00 to RM1.60 and another toll from RM1.50 to RM2.20.

What the hell people. i mean if it was like RM0.10 or RM0.20 i can still accept. but this is freaking RM0.70. You gotta be joking for God's sake. I mean the traffic is still the same and lanes are still the same and the people manning the toll booths are still the same! the girls are forever not good looking and the guys are always "muka pecah". what the hell. and the manners are worse, nary a smile or a good morning or a friendly greeting.

What in the world have the prices gone up. i dun see the roads being improved? i dun see any increase in the toll booths. traffic is still the same, the roads still have pot holes and bumps. so what the heck is the increase for? i thot that the toll would ce decreasing and not increasing. afterall, we have been paying toll for yonk years and now it has been increased.

I wonder where the money will be going. To finance samy vellu's God awful new wig? the current one looks like a dead rat which got steamrolled! or is it to buy another car for samy's new mistress? it looks better in the roads than on his head! or is it to finance some of his blardy officers to do site visits whilst at the same time indulging in alcohol, women and God knows what else.

Increase the tolls but at the same time make sure the roads are good, no pot holes or bumps, no more traffic and at the very least put more booths!

anyways, back to more mundane matters like girls girls and mor girls! heheheh anyways, actually i dun have any thots on girls but i think i wanna be gay instead, sometimes girls are just a oain in the you know what...such a pain! i think i prefer to have a dick stuffed up my ass than a girl nag nagging in my ears or ....nevermind...