Monday, September 24, 2007

Happenings

Happenings

Before I go on, my apologies for the somewhat sporadic postings….its not only my postings which are sporadic, even my gf is complaining i see her sporadically?? hehe...Firstly I have been busy as hell here in the Bank and secondly, the Bank’s server is a bit bonkers…sometimes its ok and other times it not…so bear with me people…

Hullo people….a lot of interesting things have been happening of late, there was the swim across the Malacca straits, the burning of the Malaysian flag, smelly farts in confined places and a whole host of other embarrassing and dim witted things.

I really want to know the reason for this one chap in his early twenties wanting to swim across the Malacca straits? Why does he do it? Its not as if it has not been done before. Or is the thought of getting into the Malaysian book of records that appealing to suffer fish bites, stinging jelly fish, balls freezing cold water and aches, cramps and all other ills and pains associated with swimming for an excess of 24 hours.

Ok, I admit you get tv coverage, you get a politician in the form of KJ swimming with you, you get honors, your family gets to become tv personalities, albeit lasting only as long as the chap is in the water, you get to appear on tv and radio where you do interviews….ok, then what? Is all this fame worth it?

I for one do not think so, I think its all pretty stupid to go risk life and limb just to get into the so called Malaysian record books and what do you get out of it?

Was also reading about the nurin jazmin case and the finality of it all. How DNA tests were carried out to determine the identity of the corpse, how she was stuffed into a sports bag all naked, with vegetables stuck up her vagina and ass..if I am not mistaken, it was a cucumber and something else…how in the right frame of mind can a human actually stuff these things into someone? I mean hello people, either you are human, inhuman or a beast, go figure? Someone must be really sick to stuff those things into a person so young and so innocent, not to say that older and non innocent people can be the victims…

Anyways, I have read from some readers as to the punishment that should be meted out to the offender/ beast? Some say for every Malaysian to slap him once, another asked the offender to be sodomised, another for the offender to be chained and caned….for me, the most rightful punishment that could be meted out to someone like this is for the person to suffer the same fate as the victim..stuff vegetables….something like an orange inside the ass and maybe a pensil into his penis and stuff him into a garbage bag……

Oh well…tell me what you think people…..

Tuesday, September 04, 2007

Holiday!!!!!

Holiday!

Hi people, I just got back from a beach holiday!! 4 days of beach and sun was totally amazing!!! I am feeling relaxed, tanned and definitely happier courtesy of the surprise all expense paid holiday by my gf!!

Excerpts from the holiday!!!

Did a major booboo when I forgot to bring the gift I bought for my gf, so had to rush back home with her, luckily it was just nearby, we were departing from subang airport by the way. We then got onto a Fokker 50 plane!! Heheh, you know those propeller plane kinda thingy, it was totally crazy..the cabin smelled of jet fuel and was dark, air conditioning wasn’t working very well, but it was an experience!! My baby was air sick all the way to the island!! Heheh…..

First glimpse from the cabin window was the sandy beaches!! Yahoo!!!!! And thought I was in heaven..FYI, I have this thing about beaches, love em’ to bits! We landed and the airport was erm…quaint?! It was all wood and creaking fans and heh, state of the art computers!! Heheh…..there was no baggage claim, the baggage handlers just shoved all the bags from the plane onto a trolley and rolled it out to the quaint airport so we just took our bags direct from the trolley!! Hehehehe….this was going to be one hell of a holiday!!!!i was already beginning to fall in love with the island!!!

We reached the hotel and quickly got to our chalet!!! Hehe..nice….was expecting it to be some tall building in the middle of the forest, but the hotel had nice chalets all over the compound!! Although a major grouse was the tv!! Some channels were not working and the tv was placed in the most inconvenient and least strategic location!!!! I had a crick in my neck afterwards!

Had a good time at the beaches..the water was clear as glass….i mean for real ok!! We were wading in knee deep and I could see my toenails!! Heheh….got a nice tan!!!

Nite time was spent playing pool and arcade games in the games room, a nice way to whilst the time away, there was a beach bar cum club thingy, but was kinda lame!!!!

We went snorkeling too!! First time snorkeling…we went to three areas on a speed boat!! The ride was fun but very bumpy cause we were caught in bad weather and gf had sea sickness!! Hehe..she was all crouched up in the towel!! Pity her…..but she put up a brave front and I was proud of her!!! The fishies were colourful and the corals were nice…I wouldn’t mind scuba diving there…….trying to get gf to try scuba…who knows, she just might……

We had a hoot the last day trying to take pictures!! We were doing the self timer thingy and it was just hilarious, although we did get some very nice and funny pics!!

All in all, it was a great holiday!! Thank you baby boing boing for the superb holidays!!!!heheh…by the way, we went to tioman!!!