Wedding and the dreaded question!

Hi,

It seems that i have been posting quite regularly this last couple of days, i guess i must be that bored at work. which is so true actually. not bored cause i have no work but because i have too much work!

anyways, straight to the topic!

Weddings! hooray!!! i am getting married...i wish, but nope, not me but my neighbour, my neighbour who is like 3 years younger than me and i remembered bullying him when i was younger. he is now a successfull engineer, earning lotsa big bucks and deeply and madly in love! jeez....how come that was not part of my script? i think i must have had a few pages missing when i got my script for my life! damn it. oh well.

anyways, he has an older brother working with mas and my age too! hehe, also a libran just like me and also single just like me, and before any of you idiots think anything funny is going on, no we are not gays! we are straight people whom have not met their life partners yet! so dun go around thinking just because i was talking about gay stuff in my earlier postings that this person is my gay partner! or is it that i am just going over the top, god, who knows!

so yeah, the wedding is this weekend, i'll be meeting the neighbours and yes, the questions will go around whether i have a gf whether i am married whether i am gay? jeez...whether whether whether!!! whatever!

the answer to that question is a resounding no no no! dun you understand, NO! but its not going to be that bad since the neighbour who is my age is also single!! i bet he is dreading this even more than i am!

anyways, more on girls girls girls. one of my fav reads is back and i hope for good. F&G, if you are reading this, welcome back dear! erm, you are a girl right? who cares.

more on girls, as i was stepping out of my condo this morning, i spied this girl who was walking back to my condo. she was wearing a pink top with a tight knee length white skirt. tight enuff to show the curves of her bottom. nice! but i cannot obviously stare at her assets too long cause she might be a neighbour and true enuff, i found out she is living just acrosss from my door! on the same floor! woohoo!! hahah, have my dream been answered? what dreams? ok...

my dreams, is it a wet dream! hehe, maybe, maybe not...but i have always wanted to live across a place with beautiful girls! yeah yeah, i'm the typical horny guy who can't keep his dick in his pants for long. yup, thats me! i can't actualy say whether this girl was all that good looking but at least she had the curves in all the right places..so it can't be all that bad! so yeah, we'll just hafta see how things develope, damn, i better get my place cleaned up! hahahh...damn, i sound desperate? heh..hohum...maybe, do i?

i need to get laid!

have a good thursday morning folks!

My big mouth!

Hello people!

Was walking around KLCC yesterday, went to kino kuniya, bought a facefull magazine, then went down to coffee bean and this time whilst walking, i was admiring the view. You know, looking at girls and stuff, i'm only human ok!

Well, first off whilst walking towards the entrance from the basement parking, i was walking behind this malay couple, the guy was heavily built and the lady was wearing a tudung. the best part was, the guy was groping the ladies ass whilst the lady was busy on her mobile. well, i had an eyefull of groping so much so i had to turn away cause i was freaking embarassed ok. i mean hello, find a room and grope will you, or do it in the cinema like all the rest of the other couples! not in the car park whilst walking!

The second incident involved another couple, this time is a somewhat slightly more private area in kinokuniya. the girl was busy looking at some books whilst the guy was kissing her neck. i'm not talking about a peck on the cheek or on the neck. this one was complete with sound effect!! i mean hello! its a public place, go find a room!

i mean whats with all this public display of affectionlah?! the groping, the kissing on the neck and stuff. i'm into displaying affection, i have nothing against it. i remembered when i was in college, i used to defy the establishment and walked around with my then girlfriend. just to piss them off. hey i remembered our then ustazah also known as teapot hiding in dark rooms trying to catch those couples walking together. so you see, i have nothing against it.

but with limitationslah. i mean walking around holding hands, hugging and a peck on the lips is all acceptable by my standards, but how about the general public. well, we all know what happened a few years ago when a couple was caught holding hands in the gardens!

Anyways, whilst driving this morning, i happened to notice this really sext girl from afar. she had shoulder length hair, was wearing a black sleeveless turtle neck and cream mini. i was driving towards her. i only noticed her cause of the mini skirt that she was wearing. i mean she had nice legs. really toned and stuff. but as i got closer, i could see marks on her legs. and won't you know it. i had to stop right in front of her cause the traffic lights turned red. and i saw her legs. instead of appreciating lustful beauty, i was aghast at the sight of her legs. i mean there were "kudis" marks on her legs ok. i mean really really bad ones! yuck! fine, i know she has the confidence to still wear short skirts, but still, hello!!!! confidance is for people whom think of themselves as either fat, skinny or ugly or even imperfections is still acceptable. but "kudis" on the legs and still having the gall to show it off! at least if you want to wear a mini, wearlah dark coloured stocking to at the very least cover your "kudis" marks. so people like me, can still at the very least play around with our imaginations.

like this morning on either hitz or fly, i dun remember, they were playing the pretty woman song. i remembered julia wearing black lingurie working richard. i mean that scene was hot! and that woman, eventho she is not very well endowed in the upper regions and really nice long legs. if that girl whom i saw actually covered her legs with stockings, that vision would still be viable. but after the sight of her kudis infested legs. yyeecchh!!

i know i know, me and my big mouth! sue me already!

what is wrong with me?

Hi people!

its a monday morning! heh, and guess what, i've got the bloody mondy morning blues. was feeling rather lethargic this morning and was wishing that it friday. i am so screwed! been wanting to go for a holiday badly but i can't! two reason:-

i want to go for an island holiday but obviously i can't since the east coast is closed for monsoon. west coast islands just can't compare to the east coast islands. i want to go to perhentian kecil and just bum it out. just for the weekend!

i can't spare my leave cause i will already be taking four days early december for my paintball tourney!

anyways, had the normal paintballing weekend. saturday training and sunday training. what else is new right? well, nothing actually. maybe except that the team finally got its act together yesterday and managed to win some games. but we are a long long way from our actual form. well, there is still another weekend to go beofre the crunch begins.

and God damn it, i can't type properly, keep hitting the wrong keys and missing them!!!!!

last week, my friend had a birthday party of sorts for his wife, so we hung out at sky bar and ordered some drinks whilst enjoying the view. we coud see genting from up there you know. so yeah, it was a nice clear nite where we had some really good conversation.

we were laughing at jokes, teasing was rampan and the couples were canoodling. man, wish i had a partner!! but i dun! and that is the sad part. almost all my friends have partners and i seem to be the only one without a partner. well, that is not exactly true, there was another girl there and we are rather close, but as friends and no more than that, i guess when two people whom are without partners will become naturally drawn to each other. so there it was, we were hanging out together.

all the rest were trying to encourage me to try to you know, get it on with her as n be an item or something. i all out refused. firstly, there was nothing wrong with her, she was good looking, sexy, talkative, friendly, i liked her character as she was easy going, but i guess the problem was me. i just did not want to commit to anyone. crazy huh..but yes, thats the story of my life. not wanting to commit but at the same time longing for a partner.

to those of you who have known me for donkey years, some of you might be able to guess why and i would most probably say yes to your guess....

what is wrong with me?

paintball....why i never blogged about it..

Hello people

Someone recently asked me why i never wrote anything about paintball since i have been involved in paintball for quite some time. actually that question got me thinking, why i never mentioned anything about my involvement in paintball. and honestly i have no idea.

Well, i guess i should since paintball is a big part of my life nowadays. i say a big part cause my weekends are dedicated to paintball and my life savings are gone cause of paintball..erm, shouldn't have said that..now all the money grabbing girls with fake boobs and botox enhanced asses would run away!! oh well....

well, where do i start? hmm, from the very beginning?

started paintballing in 2003. At that time i wanted to try something new cause i was kinda bored with whatever was going on around me. My ex-gf at the time was into futsal in a big way so i thought, why not try something to keep me occupied. so there i was in my rattiest shirt and tracks running around in a secondary forest shooting multi coloured pellets at other people whilst at the same time kindly donating my blood for the survival of mosquitoes! Damn those mosquitoes, the first time i played i used a short sleeved tee and i guess i served up a feast for those bloody mosquitoes. at the end of the game, i was scratching all over my body!! luckily my nuts was safely encased or you'd see me scratching my nuts like some horny bastard let loose in a strip club, not that i have been to a strip club mind you. altho i do wonder how i would react in a strip club??? hmm...would i be polishing my nob with a silly grin on my face?? would i drool at every girl who shakes her boobs, would i roll over with a heart attack when some girl flashes her ass?? hmm, someone please bring me to a strip club!! ok, veering off topic here...

We used to wear these black masks which smelled really really bad cause dozens of other people had worn them, i bet some of those people hadn't taken a bath for weeks. the smell was puke worthy! then we used these really ol skool markers, i think it was a pro carbine or an A5 or something like that. One pull of the trigger one pellet shot kinda thing. Some of us decided to wear body armour some of us decided not to. I was one of those. Not because i didn't like it but it was just too cumbersome nor did i want to show i was not macho enuff!! heheh....but hell man, when i got shot at close range, i wished i had don on those bloody body armour thingies.

I used to play maybe with hopper ball only and shot maybe less than 200-250 pellets every time i went to play. used to play for hours in the hot sun and used to cringe whenever i had to load up on pellets. Jeez, i was stingy but hey, at that time, those pellets costs a bomb. now, i shoot 150 pellets in less than a minute!! hahah...

But yeah, after that first time i got addicted to shooting paint at people, getting those blue black bruises the size of saucers, ok ok i'm exagerating a bit, telling tales of bravery to girls, hoping to get them in bed of course, but never did, i guess either i was the ugliest monkey around or they were worried they might get aedes....God knows!!hehe, and the adrenaline rush at the word go!!

I remembered getting cuts, scratches, bruises and sprains. Those were the days!! i used to tear up every pants i had whenever i slid into a plastic barrel or those tyres. At that time, we used to play on sand which had huge rough edged pebbles which tore up not only my pants but also my knees! we didn't know better or i should say i didn't know better or that i didn't give a damn! But satisfaction guaranteed! then we would exchange heroic stories and showed each other the bruises or cuts we got. and we got a lot!! the camaderie between players was great although there were some rivalries too.

so then i went almost every other week, spent every hard earned penny and played with the same bunch of people who later decided that we should form a team, and team Desert Fox was formed. No idea how the name got about, i was thinking of maybe calling us some rauchy name but then we had a female in our team, or i would have loved to have named the team something like virgin stealers, boob watchers or horny comandos!!!something like that!! heh...

So yeah, Desert Fox was formed and i had a grouo of friends whom i could play paintball with...Now, Desert Fox has evolved into X-Fox and almost the sam faces are still playing together..heh.

Work!

Hello,

white pristine beaches, clear blue water, sun shining and a cool breeze!
oh what bliss!

i have yet this year to really go on a holiday, yeah i have travelled to a few places, but those were for tournaments and trust me, its no walk on the beach. it can and it is as stressful maybe even more stressful than working, and definitely more tiring....

i have utilised 3 quarters of my leave and have another quarter more for which will be using for yet another tournament. so by my account, i have yet to take a breather! like last year and the previous years, i managed to go for short breaks to holiday destinations, but this year with another 2 months left, i doubt it.

i have now, starting to dread coming to work and when this happens, it means i need a freaking holiday!! but how and where?

a friend of mine who is currently in maldives is enjoying the best time of his life just relaxing on the beaches, you know how i know, the idiot gave me a call yesterday to gloat!!! aarrgghh!! i'll get him for that one day, one day which i honestly do not know when!

I don't need to get away to faraway places, i just need some "down time", time when i can just lie back and watch the world go by, sit down on a lazy chair sipping something cool and refreshing and watch other people work, some place where i dun have to get all stressed out...and when i am like this, the only place for me is some isolated island, even then i can't do it cause its the monsoon season and there is a lock down on the island in the east. so damn it!

i dun need fancy hotels, luxurious rooms, being waited on hand and foot, i just need the basic luxuries like a clean bath and a comfy bed. thats all....well, maybe some good looking girls wearing those itsy teensy bikinis won't hurt. maybe i could have a claire forlani or a keira knightly running around in thong bikinis all tanned and muscled. hmm....or maybe having waitresses or chambermaids dressed in white hot pants and a tube top...that wouldn't hurt either!! hahah, i know, i can just dream away!! hahah..but dagnabbit, does anyone know of a place where there is plenty of eye candy?? in malaysia...??

work at the moment is like crazy, my colleague is away on a business trio and i am all alone handling the legal and IR burden, its no laughing matter ok! i went back at 830 yesterday and even brought back work!

so yes, i do need a holiday to chill out and de-stress, but looking at circumstances, how is it possible!

crap!

Hello

Its been a freakingly long time that i have gone AWOL from the blog. Was just too busy to actually compose any coherant thoughts, even now i'm just gong to wing it and hopefully manage to write something..

anyways, been a rather hectic week for me, just finished organising a birthday function where we invited a few royalties, well, not actually a few but if a bomb had gone off during the function, you can well bet that the entire royal family of a particular state from up north would have gone up in smoke! heh! and if i had survived, most probably i would have been detained under the ISA for the arcane act!! hahah...anyways, due to the high count of royal people in the place, the special branch people turned up in full force and the head of the royal family came in with not less than 10 outriders and a few other cars whom i believed were his security personnel.

anyways, the function went quite well except for a few incidences during the dinner itself. I have to say it here cause i was absolutely bristling with anger that nite due to an absolute twit of a moron admonishing a colleague and i about something which we had no control of. i normally would not mind about being told off about something, but at the very least have the decency to pull us aside and tell us off. not in public where your words could be heard by dozens of pairs of ears all eagerly wanting to catch what was said. yeah yeah i know you guys think i'm being too overly worried about someone hearing but lo and behold, the next day, someone from my office who had not attended the function came up to me and asked me about the incident...bloody cockamamie hell! i almost picked up the bloody phone to call that son of a b*&%h to go to hell! it wasn't even our f*&%@#g mistake goddammit!

i would love to rant about the wedding, but i fear, i honestly fear that somewhere out there someone is monitoring all web scribblings, so lest not to be caught unawares, i have decided to hold my toungue.