Hello people,

A few more days till the new year. I know some of you will be busy making their new year resolutions and some of us, more particularly yours truly, can’t be bothered by making any new resolutions. I’d never fulfill them. So it would be just a waste of time and paper! Heh, actually I’m just lazy and also a procrastinator!

New year parties are just around the corner and its also a long weekend! Hooray! Finally a break, a well deserved break from the monotony of working life! I can’t wait for alcohol fuelled nights, a plethora of choices ranging from your moet chandon to your bollinger, to your chivas and belvedere vodka…..burp! pasta, lasagna, pizza, lamb, curry suppers and late nite take outs, smoking weed taking ecstacy, snorting powder, bonking your friends baby sister, the maid and the busty waitress wearing the bunny ears!! It will be drink, eat, get a high and be merry!!

What do you think I will be doing, all the above or will I be spending a quiet nite at home watching tv whilst eating popcorn and curling up on the sofa?

What kinda person do you think I am?? Comments please!

Anyways, I’ve got a grouse which I have to air out. It happened a couple of days ago. I was paying my phone bill at the counter at the HQ of this TelCo company located at Jln Semarak, there were two queues of people lining up to pay their bills. I think there were maybe about 15 of us, when, to my utter disgust and disappointment one of the freaking counters closed. The person at the cashier had to go for lunch. Granted that it was lunch time, but still, when you have about 15 people waiting in line you just can’t close the counter and go for lunch. Argh! And they pride themselves in serving the customer! Hogwash that’s what I say! So all those who had waited in THAT particular queue had to move to the other line, including yours truly and so the waiting began! I waited for about 20 minutes to pay my stoopid bill!

I mean c’mon, you see a long queue, you dun just get off your fat cellulite laden ass and go for lunch! you are in the service industry for god’s sake. Either you stay in your bloody cushy seat, or if you can’t resist gorging yourself, get a replacement or something!

Ouwh, and by the way people, do not be misled by the comments by some people in my earlier comments stating that I am sexy and hot and etc etc. heh, I’m short, definitely ugly and fat. What else? Hmm, I’ve got bad hair, crooked teeth and a lousy sense of humour.

Happy New Year and have a good one folks!

Mud, glorious mud!?

Hello,

This was a picture taken at the last World Cup Asia 2006 held in Bukit Jalil from the 8th till the 10th of December.

Weather was not too bad during the tourney proper but the heavens opened up during the nite and voila!!! It was a glorious mud bath. Notice the splish splash of mud with every step.

Thats me in front with the red mask with mirror chrome lenses and no! i'm not that fat nor that bulky, its just the pods which i had put into my jersey cause my hands were holding the match slip and my marker, a proto 2006 clear, using a 14 inch ultralite barrel with psp board complete with capped ramping modes allowing a shooting speed of 15 pellets per second and a vlocity loader which with the correct setting can feed up to 32 pellets per second, my baby on the field! This baby rocked my world!

We didn't do too bad, we were ranked overall forth in Asia and hopefully next year high enough to get onto the podium. Throughout the year, we played 3 PALS series. The first in Taiwan where we got 8th placing, the second in Thailand where we managed 5th placing and finally Malaysia where we got 7th.

Next year, hopefully we will be competing in more international events. It'll be nice to meet up with old friends, renew acquaintences, party like there is no tomorrow and play as if your life depended on it.

Heh, and oh yeah, the babes that normally can be seen at international tourneys are like wow. I've have seen some pretty sexy babes when i was in Paris for the Millenium, not as a player but as an observer. I had the best seat in the house and was busy snapping pictures of girls in tight baby tees, bikini tops and tubes! In Bangkok, well we had models walking around the fields, i dunno why, but it did lighten up the atmosphere and for me, it was nice eye candy! nothing provocative obviously but definitely a welcome sight as compared to seeing other paintballers drenched in paint and sweat. they were there in tight hugging hipsters, tank tops with hair all made up and a face full of make up! heh, if you knew my fetish for asses, then you knew i had a field day!

Speaking of girls, i was hanging out at the paintball command centre admiring the view of the girls walking by. Not too bad, the obvious attractions were definitely on a particular group of girls who calls themselves venus. But at the same time, i was somewhat distracted by another girl who was manning the command centre. She was wearing a sleeveless tee shirt with a british flag, not too bad i guess, but she stood out the most because she was "comot"..hmm, what is the translation for "comot" erm, it is certainly not cute, not adorable either, but somewhat messy but attractive? hmm..i dunno..

ok, ok, enough of girls and asses, more on paintball.

Its a sport of pure adrenaline rush. That 5 minutes you are on the field, you block out everything, you focus your mind, your breathing quickens, muscles tensed and just concentrate on getting the opponents out. On the word go, your mind starts racing on reading and out witting your opponents, working out the angles best for defence and attack, co-ordinating your team mates, fingers working overtime to unload a hellish hail of pellets on the opponents, slide into bunkers, you curse, you shout, you shoot and you will be shot at! that i can guarantee and when you win, its like utter bliss, especially when you go up against a worthy opponent and had played your guts out.

I have played till near collapse, twice almost blacking out due to exhaustion, been shot at from less than 10 feet and tearing a chunk of skin and flesh and once been shot direct on the mask with the shell of the pellets breaking and cutting up my lips and mouth. But i have persisted thru numerous injuries and have played thru pain barriers and have come up on top!

This is the team, Xtioneer Mayhem whose sole purpose of existence is to compete internationally and hopefully put Malaysia on the map.

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2, 3, 4 or a dozen kids

hi people,

had this interesting conversation with a friend recently.
we were talking about thenumber of kids a couple shud have.

you see, i noticed, well actually we noticed that most malay families who are earning well below the average income bracket have a lot of kids. you know, sometimes majalah 3 highlights the plights of these family and i never fail to notice that these family will at least have a dozen kids or so.

their living conditions are deplorable, food is scarce and basic amenities like heat and water are not existent. i pity these people but i pity their kids even more.

they are brought up into this world without a fighting chance to succeed in life and most of them will have a rather bleak future. there will be one or two miracles along the way who will be come successful and there will always be the opportunity that one of these girls have talent like siti and make a gazillion bucks, but thats just the minority. most of these unfortunate kids will end up as beggars, fall sick due to malnutricient or become theives just to support themselves. i am sure they do not want to resort to such means of livelihood but do they have a choice.

Their parents are working like dogs trying to make ends meet, their elder children in the family will have to take care of their siblings cause mummy and daddy are working and the younger ones are left to their own devices and make good of themselves.

These kids are not giving a fighting chance to get a basic education to fend for themselves in future, these kids are not given money or books or medical attention.

my rant here is two fold. to the families of these unfortunate kids and to the government.

the families or their parents should have the foresight that they will only make it worse for their kids by having more and more kids. they cannot even ensure of taking care of one child and they have another and another and another. granted they may be pious and do not want to interrupt with nature or gods gift, but hello people, the kids that you bring onto this world will suffer the same fate that you are suffering. i would have thought as parents, these people would be more responsible and try to give the very best for their kids, but how is it possible when you have ten mouths to feed?

i, as a future, well hopefully future parent do not want my kids to suffer the fate of these people, i want to give the best chance possible for my kids, i want them to lead a better life than what i am currently living. i am sure everyone has the same motive but most of the times, they either veer of course of they just succumb to their owns needs and wants. i do not want to become an irresponsible parent and bring up my kids will nary a chance to succeed in life. NO WAY will i allow that to happen.

As for the government, they are more interested in making visits to faraway places under the pretence of studying the water sewage treatment, the management council. all pure bullshit and hogwash. now they are trying to educate or make good this rempits aka bastards and sluts. why for gods sake do you want to acknowlege these people and trying to rally them into becoming good citizens? these people are just trash which we need to get rid of. instead of using the money to help these rempits, money would be well spent on ensuring that proper basic education and health is made available to the poor folks.

oh well people, i may sound harsh but thats just the reality of life in my bloodshot and swollen eyes due to erratic sleeping patterns and cigarettes smoke...

viagra, babes and rempits

Hello,

its been a freakingly long time since i last blogged, apologies dear blog, but i have just been very busy with so many things...

Anyways, been very busy with either work or paintball or my somewhat pitiful existence as a person.......

We just concluded the World Cup Asia last sunday and it was a blast, well for me at least. again my team failed to reach the semis for the second time, but it was close, very close. anyways, i think by the end of the tourney, we either ended up being seventh or eigth. no idea actually. i enjoyed myself, met up with old friends had a few laughs and a whole shit load of fun.

Read a few blogs today, i know i know i should be doing work, but for the life of me, i just can't seem to turn my somewhat miniscule grey matter to work! it just keeps crashing! heh, so i have been amusing myself reading the blogs.

One particular blog amused me somewhat. it was written by a girl i think and she was discussing the a to z on the art of giving a blow job. the graphic details of it was incredibly erm..graphic! hehe...anyways, she knows the way to a man's heart is not thru the stomach but thru a good ol fashion fist humping lip smacking toungue licking blow job! whoever gets this girl, i can promise you one hell of a ride! if she practises what she preaches of course!

Well, obviously i am a red hot blooded male species who would obviously love to be humping all hours of the day rather than typing my blog but what can i do right?! you see, whether we like it or not, a guy would obviously think of sex maybe its not the most predominant thought but no matter how pious he is, he will still think with his little head. i know i do and i guess most of the time too but its only natural.

I look for a girl who is obviously good looking, good in satisfying my sexual desires but above all i look for a girl who can and will complete and complement me. you see, not every 34 24 34 girl will make you happy for the rest of your life, its either she will start having bits hanging here and there or your lil buddy just refuses to be awake! thats when we start to rely on the modern sciences. the wonders of viagra or botox treatment and make overs..you know the drill....

but will you be happy for the rest of your life? most probably you will be happy horizontally doing the tango but will you be happy vertically talking to stretched skin, botox lips and breast implants? i dunno about you but i know i wont.

I'd settle for a plain ordinary looking girl who may not have jolie's bee stung lips or julia's mona lisa smile, boobs the size of melons like anderson or a booty like beyonce, but at least she has to be pleasing to the eye but with wit, humour, character and brains!

i have had girls with superb looking bodies but my God, what a temper!! i have had girls who do not have a body but are so freaking shallow but i have also had girls who had brains, who had wit and who had humour and honestly, i was happy with these kinda girls who did not have the physical beauty of the God venus.

i dunno, maybe i am choosy as how one other blogger put it, maybe i am waiting for a lost cause and maybe just maybe i might be gay?! heh..who knows right.....but bottom line is at least for me, i would definitely fall for a girl who has the looks, but i would most definitely stay with a girl with the type of personality and character that i am looking for!

actually, i've been wanting to comment about some idiotic morons who most probably have the brains of a gnat and the civic conscientiousness of a pig. you know who am i talking about. anyone....??!! c'mon..i described these people as clear as water...they are the mat rempits. bloody idiots ain't they!!

i think things have gotten way way outta hand. pelting the police station with stones, harrasing females and damaging cars. these cockamie bastards think they rule the roads and are so cool, cool my hairy ass that is! they are just some sorry fools who think they are right and everyone has the wrong opinion of them.

I was full of glee when i read the other day about one of the rempits who got killed when they were trying to harass some guy who happened to honk at them. finally one bastard down, i was wondering, wouldnt it be great to actually use one of those 24 wheel trucks and ram this suckers down. you know, just mow them down like there were skittles. then maybe back up for good measure to make sure none of these bastards are still living! this would, trust me make life a hell of a lot safer for the other motorist.

Let's see, the young girls who accompany these mat rempits, who act as the trophies for the winners to satisfy their sexual and lustful urges should be employed as toilet cleaners where their can use their unspent energies on making the public toilets clean rather than clean the dicks of these idiots. yeah yeah, i know its harsh and yeah yeah i know this is not me talking, but c'mon, why do these girls hang out with these idiots, is it because they are enamoured by the dare devil skills of the idiots or they are just plain stoopid.

I have seen some of these girls, and i hafta admit, some of them are very good looking, so why in the world do they want to hang around with these losers? tell me someone why why why? i men there are so many other guys whom are so much better then these fools, in terms of looks, in terms of financial stability in terms of education. so why?

and dun these rempit people even care what their parents think of them? running around at nite, racing on the roads coming back late at nite, dun their parents have enuff worries other than having to worry about the rempits.

they spend hundreds of upgrading their bikes, that money could be put to better use, like an education of giving the money to the parents..you know stuff like that.

for me personally, these rempits shud just be locked up for a couple of months and then be put to good use like sweeping up the roads, clean the toilets or something, but just get them of the bloody streets.

Apologies dear blog for my somewhat graphic words.